GIVER:    eh ... starting at the top of the caravan park .
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   turning to your left ... then left again .
FOLLOWER:   my left ?
GIVER:   yes , that's something like the top of the caravan park you're facing up to ... ... top of the map .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   you turn left .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   then left again so you're coming down the side of the caravan park .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   keep going down .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   then you turn left , go .
FOLLOWER:   aye , le-- i'm going back down south .
GIVER:   you're coming you're coming back you're coming down the map so you're turning left ... that's into that's into the map .
FOLLOWER:   aye , dnndnn , aye right .
GIVER:   okay you got that ?
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   you're going along ... ... and you're turning left again .
FOLLOWER:   right well stop now .
GIVER:   okay .
FOLLOWER:   right , so ... out ... the caravan park ?
GIVER:   ah out the top of the caravan park .
FOLLOWER:   right go left ... then left again ?
GIVER:   then so you're coming down the side of the caravan park .
FOLLOWER:   right , now is there anything i should be watching for ?
GIVER:   not not to the , if you come do-- have you come down past the caravan park ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   you turn left .
FOLLOWER:   immediately past the caravan park ?
GIVER:   no , come down and turn left .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   then you go along .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   turn left again .
FOLLOWER:   i don't go to the bottom of the map ?
GIVER:   no you don't go to the bottom of the map .
FOLLOWER:   right , uh-huh .
GIVER:   turn left ... so that's two turns left after you come out the caravan park .
FOLLOWER:   left ... come out turn left then turn left again and get to the bottom then turn left again ?
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   and left back up into the map .
FOLLOWER:   how f-- ... how ... h-- ... how ?
GIVER:   be careful for the old mill ... ... you'll see it it should ... be on your right-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   you go up past the the old mill ... keeping the old mill on your right-hand side , okay you got eh ... you at the old mill yet ?
FOLLOWER:   aye i'm by the old mill .
GIVER:   right , turn round the old ... turn to the right after the old mill .
FOLLOWER:   the right ?
GIVER:   yeah to the right after the old mill .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   that's you going across to the other side of the map .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   keep going .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   now you should ... come to a ... fenced meadow on your right ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   well you turn left ... so you're going up the map again .
FOLLOWER:   right up the map .
GIVER:   up the map , you'll then come ... to an abandoned cottage ... it should be on your left-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   uh ... i'm nowhere near it .
GIVER:   well never mind , you should be on the left-hand side of it but ... it should be on your left-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   ah but there's something in the road .
GIVER:   is there ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   what ?
FOLLOWER:   a forest .
GIVER:   is there ?
FOLLOWER:   aye , but but the ma-- .
GIVER:   i think you're on the wrong one .
FOLLOWER:   the maps have been drawn by different explorers .
GIVER:   aye ... aye .
FOLLOWER:   see i've landed in an obstacle .
GIVER:   i see , you'll ... have to go through the forest then .
FOLLOWER:   i'll have to go through the forest .
GIVER:   mm .
FOLLOWER:   unfortunately ... right .
GIVER:   can you manage that ?
FOLLOWER:   right i've ... managed to get through it .
GIVER:   right ... now you should em-- hopefully emerge ... at ... the cottage yeah ?
FOLLOWER:   at the abandoned cottage , aye .
GIVER:   that should be on your left-hand side ?
FOLLOWER:   yes .
GIVER:   okay , you go up ... round the aband-- uh abandoned cottage .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   keeping it always on your left .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   no your left .
FOLLOWER:   uh okay .
GIVER:   okay , coming round you should see a fenced meadow in front of you .
FOLLOWER:   another one ?
GIVER:   yes .
FOLLOWER:   no i've had a fenced meadow but there's only another ... there's nae more fenced meadows .
GIVER:   there's no ?
FOLLOWER:   no , so that's irrelevant .
GIVER:   you no got two fenced meadows ?
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   well what have you got instead of a fenced meadow ?
FOLLOWER:   i can't i don't know if i'm supposed to tell you that .
GIVER:   well you've just told me about the forest .
FOLLOWER:   aye ... right , so i've been through a forest .
GIVER:   yes .
FOLLOWER:   because uh ... the the maps are different .
GIVER:   aye .
FOLLOWER:   so there's nae fenced meadow right .
GIVER:   no fenced meadow .
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   you should be round ... a hundred and eighty degrees around to the abandoned cottage ... and then turn right , okay so you've ... what you've done is you went round ?
FOLLOWER:   come up to the abandoned cottage ... skirted it .
GIVER:   cottage ... round , yes .
FOLLOWER:   and then ... turn right ... right .
GIVER:   right .
FOLLOWER:   verstanden .
GIVER:   i'll keep it english .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay ?
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh , so i turn right by the abandoned cottage ?
GIVER:   cottage .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   now ... you're going along .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   and then you turn up right again ... and you keep going until you find a lake .
FOLLOWER:   wait a minute , sure i don't turn left ?
GIVER:   what you mean turn left ?
FOLLOWER:   if i turn right by the abandoned cottage that means i'm heading ... that way .
GIVER:   i cannae see your hands fae here .
FOLLOWER:   no you cannae , i shouldnae be doing that anyway .
GIVER:   uh-huh i know .
FOLLOWER:   but i'm heading towards the edge of the map .
GIVER:   which edg-- ... you he-- ... are you heading towards your left-hand edge of the map ?
FOLLOWER:   my right-hand edge of the map .
GIVER:   yes your right-hand edge my left-hand edge .
FOLLOWER:   this edge here .
GIVER:   oh .
FOLLOWER:   right aye , well it's it's the difference between le-- right and left i think .
GIVER:   uh-huh .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   okay ... you're .
FOLLOWER:   right i've come up by the abandoned cottage right i was heading straight up the map towards the top of the blackboard ?
GIVER:   abandoned cottage , yes , yes .
FOLLOWER:   and then you told me to turn right ?
GIVER:   no , i told you to turn left around the old abandoned cottage ... you turn right once you ... went round the cottage .
FOLLOWER:   sorry , i've done it wrong ... i wasnae listening .
GIVER:   aye get the tippex out .
FOLLOWER:   right , right , i think we'll go back to the ... right before i come to the abandoned cottage .
GIVER:   right you've come through the forest ?
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   you see the abandoned cottage in front of you ?
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   you go up the map ... past the abandoned cottage turn left .
FOLLOWER:   oh by the ... by the abandoned cottage and turn left ?
GIVER:   left yes .
FOLLOWER:   right i've got that , i just mis-- misread you , s-- .
GIVER:   so the abandoned cottage should now be below you on the map ?
FOLLOWER:   it's aye , but it's still to my left .
GIVER:   yes .
FOLLOWER:   right that's fine .
GIVER:   so you do that again .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   you turn round to a abandoned cottage ... so ... always keeping it on your left-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   okay you got that much ?
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   now ... you turn to your right ... sh-- wi-- should be taking you towards the edge of the paper ... away from the abandoned cottage .
FOLLOWER:   it's taking me straight buh up ... a up a up again .
GIVER:   no it's ... ... no , how many sides of the abandoned cottage have you past ?
FOLLOWER:   passed it ... twice .
GIVER:   you've passed ... twice , should pass it again ... on your left .
FOLLOWER:   right c-- .
GIVER:   so you've ... anyway after you've turned around the cottage .
FOLLOWER:   you come straight back down ?
GIVER:   aye .
FOLLOWER:   you said a hundred and eighty degrees ... should be three hundred sixty you should have said .
GIVER:   oh three hundred sixty .
FOLLOWER:   right , so that's that's right , so i'm coming back d-- back down the paper again ?
GIVER:   ah , yeah back down the paper , turn right now .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh ... aye ... turn right .
GIVER:   okay , do you have a fenced meadow ?
FOLLOWER:   no i don't have a fenced meadow .
GIVER:   no that's right , okay , now we turn right again , okay , and you go ... up the map , you should ... come to a lake .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   okay you got the lake ?
FOLLOWER:   there's two lakes , i've got a lake right .
GIVER:   you've got a lake , now you skirt around ... the inside ... o-- ... side of the lake that's side of the lake that is nearest to the middle of the map .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   okay , you should see a trig point , do you see ?
FOLLOWER:   no i don't have any trig points .
GIVER:   you don't have a trig point ?
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   okay , er ... the lake should have a ... a bulge in it just at the top .
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   uh ... we turn right there ... at that bulge , okay , since you don't have a trig point we'll use that instead .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   turn right ... now go ... diagonally ... down towards ... the bot-- not a steep diagonal ... towards ... the middle .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   edge of the map .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay , now ... should come to a mon-- ... do you have a monument ?
FOLLOWER:   i have a monument .
GIVER:   go round the monument keeping the monument always on your left .
FOLLOWER:   always on my left ?
GIVER:   yes .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   go up past the monument .
FOLLOWER:   right round it ?
GIVER:   no , just ... up so that you're ... you're coming away from it up towards the top of the paper .
FOLLOWER:   aye got that .
GIVER:   okay , you keep going up there .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   now ... do you see a nuclear test site ?
FOLLOWER:   no i don't see a nuclear test site .
GIVER:   okay , keep going ... 'til you find a lake .
FOLLOWER:   alright keep going 'til i find a lake ... right .
GIVER:   okay ?
FOLLOWER:   i've got to a lake .
GIVER:   now you turn left ... towards the middle of the page .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh , right .
GIVER:   and you should finish ... just past the ... the lake .
FOLLOWER:   finish just past the lake ?
GIVER:   yes .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   okay and that's you .
FOLLOWER:   is it ?
GIVER:   aye , quite why you want to go there i don't know but .
FOLLOWER:   i know i've had ... i've had two ... detours wrong .
GIVER:   ah we better score them out then .
FOLLOWER:   aye that's wrong .