GIVER:   ehm ... can you see ... a caravan park , your route is to ... ... your left ... of that .
FOLLOWER:   left ?
GIVER:   left ... i think .
FOLLOWER:   i'm going to end up off the paper if i go left .
GIVER:   no , you have to go round that side though .
FOLLOWER:   oh right ... right , going left .
GIVER:   and , then you go ahead mm ... you should see ... an old mill on your left again .
FOLLOWER:   eh no .
GIVER:   if you're going down ... if you're going down .
FOLLOWER:   aye you forgot to tell me to go down .
GIVER:   no but you go down .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   ehm ... turn to your left .
FOLLOWER:   i can't go left i havenae got to the old mill yet .
GIVER:   no , you don't go to the old mill .
FOLLOWER:   i can't go any further left i'm right beside the paper .
GIVER:   okay , from the beginning ... you go down , right ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah right i've done that .
GIVER:   right , then you turn left at the bottom ... of the paper ... or turn .
FOLLOWER:   so you want me to go right down to the bottom of the paper and then turn left ?
GIVER:   mmhmm , but turn left as if you're walking down .
FOLLOWER:   what ?
GIVER:   turn into the paper , okay , don't turn off the paper .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay , then head along slightly ... and then turn left again .
FOLLOWER:   have i got left and right mixed up here , no i haven't , i can't go any further ... left ... i'm right at the left-hand side of the paper right i'm about a centimetre away from it .
GIVER:   oh , well , if you can't ... can't turn left turn right .
FOLLOWER:   right that's a good idea .
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   and then , when you see the old mill ... above you .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   turn ... up the way ... and you're going past the old mill .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   with it on your .
FOLLOWER:   left ?
GIVER:   right .
FOLLOWER:   right ?
GIVER:   right ... yes oh yeah , you've got to go round ... with it on your right-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   with it on your right-hand side ?
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   oh hell ... back i go ... ... right .
GIVER:   right okay ?
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   now , you go round the top of the mill .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   and ... ehm , he-- continue heading towards your right past the mill .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   you should see ... um a fenced meadow down at the bottom ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   okay , ehm , now , if you're heading along that way turn up ... left , you should see an abandoned cottage ... up the way .
FOLLOWER:   no wait a minute , do you want me to go past the fenced meadow ?
GIVER:   eh ?
FOLLOWER:   or just ... look at it ?
GIVER:   don't go near no , don't go near e-- ... either of the fenced meadows .
FOLLOWER:   can only see one fenced meadow .
GIVER:   there are two .
FOLLOWER:   nah .
GIVER:   there's one above the caravan park and one over from the old mill .
FOLLOWER:   no it's no on my map .
GIVER:   oh well okay .
FOLLOWER:   there's only the one at ... there's only the one at the bottom .
GIVER:   oh well ... right .
FOLLOWER:   right do you want me go along pa-- along ... like beside the fenced meadow and then go up or do you want me to go up before i get to the fenced meadow ?
GIVER:   ehm ... don't know , i want you to go up just as you get to the fenced meadow but don't go near it , okay ?
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   right ?
FOLLOWER:   here i am at the abandoned cottage .
GIVER:   you're at the abandoned cottage , the abandoned cottage is on your left , is that correct ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   right ... okay , go round the top of the abandoned cottage .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   and ... ... you come , oh i'll have to take this off , right , you come down slightly to your ... left if you're heading that way , but you don't have another fenced meadow ?
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   nope .
FOLLOWER:   just an empty space .
GIVER:   mm , okay ... anyway ... now , you should see west lake ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   head up towards west lake .
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   now , when you get there you're going to have to go ... very close to it ... but round the side of it .
FOLLOWER:   right , which which way round the side ... clockwise or anticlockwise ?
GIVER:   erm towards towards the trig point , do you see that ?
FOLLOWER:   the what ?
GIVER:   the trig point .
FOLLOWER:   what's a trig point ?
GIVER:   can you see a trig point ?
FOLLOWER:   i don't know what a trig point is .
GIVER:   there should should be marked on your map , is it not ?
FOLLOWER:   what something with trig point written beside it ?
GIVER:   yeah , yeah .
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   it's near the lake , it's not ?
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   okay , you have to go round .
FOLLOWER:   clock well just say clockwise or anticlockwise .
GIVER:   anticlockwise , anticlockwise .
FOLLOWER:   anticlockwise .
GIVER:   on the ... the right-hand side of the lake .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay ?
FOLLOWER:   and i have to go right round ?
GIVER:   no no .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   right .
FOLLOWER:   where do i stop then ?
GIVER:   see when it starts turning ... up to the left , you turn to the right , you know what i mean ?
FOLLOWER:   eh ... like .
GIVER:   you go round the side of the lake .
FOLLOWER:   like there's t-- like there's two rabbit ears , and when you get to the one on the ?
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   right ... you have to start going ... right ?
GIVER:   yes , yeah .
FOLLOWER:   right ... i think so ... aye right .
GIVER:   you go right .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay , now , you have to go back ... down the way near ... the abandoned cottage again ... don't cross the pass ... path that you've been on already .
FOLLOWER:   right , do i just follow that path though ?
GIVER:   ehm ... well you shouldn't be near the path really , you have to go down to that level again ... you know back to the ... the stage of the abandoned cottage .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   can you see a monument ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   right , you have to go round the monument ... with it on your ehm ... left-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay , so you've got the monument enclosed in your path .
FOLLOWER:   well sort of aye .
GIVER:   yeah , okay ... now , you see a nuclear test site ?
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   you don't ... oh dear , ehm ... ... okay , continue ... go round the monument .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   until ... ... almost the top of his head .
FOLLOWER:   until , oh sh-- i've gone past that right .
GIVER:   have you gone past it , so you should have like ... a semicircle round the monument ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   right ... ... now , you have to ... veer slightly to your ... left .
FOLLOWER:   left , right .
GIVER:   just slightly .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   and then , go up straight ... up towards east lake .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   uh-huh , now , sticking quite close to east lake .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   can you see the finish , yeah ?
FOLLOWER:   no , i i don't think i've got a finish on mine .
GIVER:   you don't have a finish , can you see farmed land ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   well , stick closely to east lake it's on your ... right-hand side ... and just go past the bit that's jutting out .
FOLLOWER:   hang on , you want me to go round the right-hand side of ... east lake ?
GIVER:   no ... i want you to go ... left ... but the east lake should be on your right-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   oh right aye .
GIVER:   okay ?
FOLLOWER:   aye .
GIVER:   now , just where it turns up ... just ... carry on the path you are ... for a few more steps and you should be finished .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh , right .
GIVER:   should have come to the finish .
FOLLOWER:   i think so .
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   looks like your route home from the "q" "m" on a thursday night , that's that i think then .
GIVER:   yeah .