GIVER: right ... ehm , starting above the stony desert , ehm ... move downwards ... to the ... right ... to the sorry to the left move downwards to the left . FOLLOWER: straight down ? GIVER: no , sort of starting about halfway up the stony ... above ... eh the middle of the stony desert just above it . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: moving slightly forwards and down to the right ... to the left . FOLLOWER: slightly forward and then to the left ? GIVER: yes , and downwards , 'til you come to about level ... the bottom of the stony desert . FOLLOWER: right , straight down ? GIVER: yeah . FOLLOWER: and then to the left ? GIVER: well , sort of yeah uh-huh , downwards to the left . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: then keep progressing along to the left . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: about four inches . FOLLOWER: four inches ? GIVER: yeah . FOLLOWER: ehm ... is it straight down from the waterhole ... where you want me to go ? GIVER: ehm , ehm ... it doesn't actually say here . FOLLOWER: so right you want me to go four inches along then right ? GIVER: yeah ... uh-huh . FOLLOWER: okay . GIVER: ehm , and round the next obstacle , it's a ... plane crash . FOLLOWER: mm . GIVER: up up sort of straight up . FOLLOWER: straight up ? GIVER: yeah . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: for about three inches . FOLLOWER: okay . GIVER: then , turn to the right . FOLLOWER: mmhmm , how far ? GIVER: a-- ... to about the middle of the page just r-- ... round the next obstacle . FOLLOWER: round it ? GIVER: yes round the top of it . FOLLOWER: round the top okay . GIVER: to about the middle of the page . FOLLOWER: mm ... ... wait a minute , if i'm going to go round it i'll not but i won't get to the top of the page ... ... the middle of the page . GIVER: oh ... ehm . FOLLOWER: i'll go round it right . GIVER: just just go round it . FOLLOWER: okay , halfway round ? GIVER: yeah . FOLLOWER: or all the way ? GIVER: don't no don't go all the way round it . FOLLOWER: ha-- , halfway right halfway round . GIVER: go , go along the top and then ... at the other side ... ... ehm ... go downwards ... but still sloping for about an inch downwards but still sloping slightly to the left . FOLLOWER: and and ... sloping to the left ? GIVER: well , just as if you were going d-- if you as if you were walking down a hill . FOLLOWER: right okay right right ... that's it . GIVER: mmhmm , and then ... ehm ... still heading ... in the le-- towards the left . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: but ... a very very slight slope upwards ... for about three inches but just a small one . FOLLOWER: i'm going to end up ... tracing my path back if i do go to the left . GIVER: well , don't go , have you g-- ... d-- how far down have you gone , don't go too far down . FOLLOWER: right , i'm not even halfway up . GIVER: uh-huh no i know . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: that's okay . FOLLOWER: i'm sort of stuck in between a waterhole and a savannah . GIVER: uh-huh , well , don't don't go as far along as the savannah , just before you get to the front of the s-- in-- ... just before you get to the savannah slope upwards . FOLLOWER: slope up straight line up ? GIVER: yeah , almost a straight line just about four inches to the mountain . FOLLOWER: to the mountain . GIVER: up to the top of the mountain . FOLLOWER: right okay . GIVER: yeah , stop the line at ... opposite the top of the mountain . FOLLOWER: opposite the top of the mountain ? GIVER: yeah just at the top . FOLLOWER: just at right okay , it's sort of parallel to the white mountain as well ? GIVER: it's at ... it's the slate mountain , yeah just , sort of go up . FOLLOWER: uh-huh uh-huh right okay . GIVER: yeah . FOLLOWER: right i'm there . GIVER: and once you get to the top of the mountain ... turn to the ... left again . FOLLOWER: left , just round the sort of round rocks ? GIVER: ehm ... b-- between the the hot wells and the mountain ... to the left and down between the two . FOLLOWER: mm ... it's hot springs i've got here and then white mountain . GIVER: well yeah , uh-huh . FOLLOWER: right , so i'm at the top of the white mountain just up . GIVER: not the white mountain , the slate mountain . FOLLOWER: well , put it this way ... i'm at the left of some mou-- i'm now opposite some mountain , right ? GIVER: right okay ... ehm , right okay ehm , so where are you at the moment ... if you if you ? FOLLOWER: opposite a white mountain ... the top of the white mountain . GIVER: okay . FOLLOWER: right ? GIVER: right okay , ehm ... ... ... ... under ... are you ... g-- ... g-- ... ... down the side of the mountain 'til you're underneath the hot wells . FOLLOWER: okay , ins-- un-- ... well , i don't have hot wells i have hot springs , right i'm coming down the mountain right . GIVER: okay . FOLLOWER: so where do you want me to go when i come down this mountain ? GIVER: ehm . FOLLOWER: to the right of it , right , i've actually . GIVER: go down to ... the right ... of the hot wells the hot springs . FOLLOWER: and underneath it ... right i've done that . GIVER: and underneath it ... and underneath it , right you underneath it now ? FOLLOWER: yes . GIVER: right okay ... ehm , heading towards the left ... go down about an inch t-- a slope . FOLLOWER: heading towards the left ? GIVER: mmhmm . FOLLOWER: you want me to have ... ... is it a diagonal slope ? GIVER: ehm ... yeah almost . FOLLOWER: right , an inch just an inch ? GIVER: yeah mmhmm . FOLLOWER: right okay . GIVER: and then ehm , curve the bottom and start heading up towards the white mountain . FOLLOWER: right okay right . GIVER: ehm ... head ... fairly close to the side of the white mountain . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: just keep ... going up 'til you get to the top of the white mountain . FOLLOWER: right ... okay , i'm at the top . GIVER: right , when you're at the top go straight up for two and a half inches absolutely straight . FOLLOWER: right okay . GIVER: and ... then , start heading towards the lake . FOLLOWER: for how far along ? GIVER: ehm ... ... ... about ... three inches . FOLLOWER: okay . GIVER: towards it , are y-- ... are you at it now ? FOLLOWER: i'm at the lake . GIVER: right , go round the outside of the lake ... ah . FOLLOWER: which way ... up or down ? GIVER: go up . FOLLOWER: okay . GIVER: and round it , in an a clockwise direction and ... but don't go right round it go . FOLLOWER: mmhmm , halfway round ? GIVER: yeah . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: when you get to the go ... between the lake and the roman baths . FOLLOWER: there is no roman baths . GIVER: ah , ehm well , go round ... as if you were heading back to where you started going round the lake . FOLLOWER: right , i'm halfway round the lake . GIVER: right , well , go ... ... down to the bottom half of the lake ... but ... ehm ... ... start ... straightening out ... as if you were going back to where you started but le-- leave about an inch between the path where you went round the lake and the path where you're coming out of it . FOLLOWER: you want me to trace back my steps ? GIVER: no , you've gone halfway round the lake ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: right , go ... down the sort of slightly flat side the the side that's about an inch of the lake f-- just follow that down . FOLLOWER: i don't have a flat side . GIVER: oh dear , right okay . FOLLOWER: right , i'm at the bottom of the lake . GIVER: you're at the bottom . FOLLOWER: okay , right , well i'm . GIVER: right , keep progressing in that kind of line for about another ... ... inch and a half . FOLLOWER: towards the left ? GIVER: yes . FOLLOWER: right okay , right . GIVER: now , when you've done that you should be ... ehm ... ... ... about equal with where you started going round the lake but ... about an inch and a half down from there ? FOLLOWER: yeah . GIVER: right , so then head downwards about ... three and a half inches to the a-- where the antelopes are , ehm . FOLLOWER: yeah . GIVER: and go ... underneath them . FOLLOWER: underneath them ? GIVER: yeah , ehm go ... go down 'til you're past them and then ... turn to the right . FOLLOWER: to the right ... okay , how far along to the right do you want me to go ? GIVER: about two inches . FOLLOWER: okay . GIVER: and that's the finish . FOLLOWER: okay .