GIVER:    have you read it then ?
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   okey-dokey , go south past the diamond mine ... then hang a left ... just at the bottom of it .
FOLLOWER:   right go south mm ... past the diamond hang a left ... ... right i'm going left , how far ?
GIVER:   sor-- ... eh left on the ... paper ... towards your and you hang left towards the graveyard , right , you're going u-- .
FOLLOWER:   graveyard , no graveyard over here .
GIVER:   yeah , there should be a wee graveya-- , well as you walk ... towards it it should be to the right ... ... west ... east sorry .
FOLLOWER:   just tell me what you what it is to you dave and i'll do it for me .
GIVER:   right , you come down past the diamond mine .
FOLLOWER:   south , aye you're south .
GIVER:   south .
FOLLOWER:   and then are going ?
GIVER:   and then you go ... east towards the graveyard .
FOLLOWER:   east , mind you there's no graveyard on mine , mm .
GIVER:   well you hang hang ... ... go east for a bit .
FOLLOWER:   i'll just go east .
GIVER:   'til you're about ... two thirds of the way across the paper .
FOLLOWER:   mm .
GIVER:   right then , head ... head north , and then hang a right around the carved stones .
FOLLOWER:   over them or above ?
GIVER:   above .
FOLLOWER:   mm .
GIVER:   then you ... go south again , until you get to the indian country then you do a wee chicane , turn left above the indian country .
FOLLOWER:   so i'm ?
GIVER:   then a wee chicane round and hang a left around the gold mine .
FOLLOWER:   so i'm going round indian country and down to the left ... then down below the gold mine ?
GIVER:   n-- ... well you ... underneath the great rock ... rock ... then round ... then over the top of the gold mine .
FOLLOWER:   oh my map's totally different dave .
GIVER:   right , have you got a gold mine ?
FOLLOWER:   i've got no great rock , aye i've got a gold mine .
GIVER:   right , so you go round the gold mine ... ... then you .
FOLLOWER:   below it or above it ?
GIVER:   but what you go ... round the top of it ... then hang a left ... hang south ... go past it then south .
FOLLOWER:   right i'm going past it here right and then south ?
GIVER:   then south , then you go ... ... about prf ... two thirds three quarters of the way down the page .
FOLLOWER:   three quarters of the way down the page ... well that's about here right .
GIVER:   then you hang a left .
FOLLOWER:   left ?
GIVER:   sorry east ... go east .
FOLLOWER:   you mean right ?
GIVER:   aye .
FOLLOWER:   right is this below the ?
GIVER:   mmhmm .
FOLLOWER:   oh well .
GIVER:   right ... right ... right so you go along there .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   then you goes ... northeast , have you got a trout farm on your map ?
FOLLOWER:   aye , i'm about to ... ... if we're going northeast .
GIVER:   you go northeast up to just below the trout farm ... ... go along the bottom of it , you got the cavalry , no .
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   i wouldnae think so , that's the that's the good guys , er right so , trout farm you ... ... you go jus-- just about ... just about halfway ... past it ... then ... down south again .
FOLLOWER:   so just up bes-- alongside it ?
GIVER:   just past it .
FOLLOWER:   aye ... just past it right .
GIVER:   then you go south , go south south away down to .
FOLLOWER:   how can i go south i've just went north past it ?
GIVER:   no you don't go north past it ah .
FOLLOWER:   what the hell am i meant to do then ?
GIVER:   right , you're at the trout farm right ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah , i've gone along the bottom .
GIVER:   you're on the bottom , then you turn a right hang south .
FOLLOWER:   so i reach them ... ... you want me to did you go past it just a wee bit ... ... and then go down ?
GIVER:   and then go south , yes .
FOLLOWER:   mm .
GIVER:   t-- down towards a cattle stockade ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   eh you ... pass the cattle stockade on the east hand side .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   then you ... ... go west right underneath it .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   and then , have you got the bandit territory ... no ?
FOLLOWER:   so we're no it's in the left corner , there's i've got parched river bed in between ... me and a .
GIVER:   right , well you ... go past the stockade then you go you hang a left to ... have to take it that to avoid the parched river stockade uh parched river on yours , go underneath that ... ... then along the bottom .
FOLLOWER:   so , i'll m-- i'll miss the parched river bed .
GIVER:   and along the bottom .
FOLLOWER:   underneath the bandit territory ?
GIVER:   underneath bandit territory , then north up to the finish .
FOLLOWER:   up to this .
GIVER:   up to the wee cross .
FOLLOWER:   start ... ... north , mm ... avoiding the gallows i guess ?
GIVER:   that your finish ?
FOLLOWER:   that's me finished .
GIVER:   wait a minute i think you've went to the wrong bit , have you no got a wee cross a wee finishing mark beside your bandit territory ?
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   nope , okey-dokey right , we'll go over the map again , right you comes down .
FOLLOWER:   down .
GIVER:   past the diamond mine .
FOLLOWER:   past the diamond mine .
GIVER:   along .
FOLLOWER:   along .
GIVER:   have you got the graveyard on yours ?
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   well there's a graveyard just past the diamond mine , if you want to mark that in , right , you go east after the diamond mine , right , well there's a graveyard just before you go north again .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm , mmhmm ... ... so there's a wee .
GIVER:   just draw a couple of headstones or something .
FOLLOWER:   there's a wee graveyard there .
GIVER:   then you go up round the carved stones , right ?
FOLLOWER:   up ... round the carved stones .
GIVER:   and down towards indian country .
FOLLOWER:   down towards , past the ravine .
GIVER:   right , there's a great rock ... in between the indian country and the gold mine .
FOLLOWER:   well there's my great rock's further away it's away somewhere else .
GIVER:   yeah , there's another there's another great rock .
FOLLOWER:   oh i see .
GIVER:   mmhmm , it's about the same bearing north as the indian country ... about midway between the indian country and the gold mine .
FOLLOWER:   right , that's another .
GIVER:   right ?
FOLLOWER:   another wee great rock here .
GIVER:   right you follow it round and you get to the trout farm , right follow everything round you get to the trout farm right ?
FOLLOWER:   right , i missed the totem pole .
GIVER:   right , then ... just after you hang a right ... well ... go s-- .
FOLLOWER:   south .
GIVER:   go south , there's a ... fort ... cavalry fort .
FOLLOWER:   just after the on which side of the line that i've just drawn down ?
GIVER:   underneath the line .
FOLLOWER:   underneath the trout farm ?
GIVER:   underneath the trout farm ... slightly slightly east ... and underneath it .
FOLLOWER:   between that and this , and this ... stockade below it ?
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   so that's away ?
GIVER:   stockade's directly below it , then you go round past the cattle stockade , right , then you got your parched river bed .
FOLLOWER:   you're in i've got my parched river which i've avoided .
GIVER:   and the bandit territory ... ... and your finishing ... point is ... pup ... prrr ... just ... just west and slightly above the bandit territory .
FOLLOWER:   oh right so it's there , just makes a slight .
GIVER:   so all that that you've got going up past the gallows in .
FOLLOWER:   it is rubbish .
GIVER:   everything is just the tourist route , right so .