GIVER: right , right , see the diamond mine up there ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: right well , see we just go to the top left of it ... just ... sort of near the sort of square on its end right , right , at the diamond mine right ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: right , just sort of up to the top left of that you start up there , right ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: just right next to the diamond mi-- ... mine . FOLLOWER: right , there's a big cross right . GIVER: is there a cross there ? FOLLOWER: aye . GIVER: oh right , so you just go down ... the diamond mine , right ? FOLLOWER: down ? GIVER: just down ss-- , and follow it round it's sort of a square round the diamond mine . FOLLOWER: what ... draw a l-- a line round the diamond ? GIVER: just sort of head it down , right , from the the ... the cross right ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: you go straight down . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: to level with the sort of diamond mine writing . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: right in there when you're just below it just go right over to your right , right , and then stop under springboks , right ? FOLLOWER: springboks ? GIVER: springboks . FOLLOWER: there's no that's not on the map . GIVER: well what's on your map ? FOLLOWER: yeah well if i go right over to the right i'm on the . GIVER: is there anything on your map ? FOLLOWER: over ... ... aye . GIVER: what does it say ? FOLLOWER: overgrown gully . GIVER: oh right i understand this now , well go over ... about sort of eh ... oh ... just over half the pa-- un-- just under half the width of the paper ... from ... the diamond mine , right ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: then stop , and then sort of go up . FOLLOWER: how far ? GIVER: eh sort of near the top of the page , then stop , and then go over to your right . FOLLOWER: right , highest viewpoint ? GIVER: right you're you're just should just be above that , right keep going ... right stop stop , then go down , this is ridiculous , go down about oh it's , christ almighty . FOLLOWER: to the overgrown gully ? GIVER: mm , just ... oh see that's no on mine , just go down ... about ... oh three inches . FOLLOWER: that's me in overgrown gully then . GIVER: oh so i go ... down to the sort of eh ... ... southwest right that sort of direction ... just go , that's not on mine . FOLLOWER: have i to avoid the overgrown gully . GIVER: just keep going , that's not on mine , just go . FOLLOWER: right southwest . GIVER: right , about a good wee bit , and you should be sort of like a third down the paper ... by now ... are you ? FOLLOWER: mm mmhmm . GIVER: mmhmm , and then go ... left . FOLLOWER: straight left like ? GIVER: aye , just sort of straight left . FOLLOWER: so where do i ? GIVER: so you should be about ... oh ... two inches off the left of the paper ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: right , and then go down . FOLLOWER: straight down ? GIVER: aye straight down , about ... a third to the height of the paper . FOLLOWER: so i'm two thirds of the way down now ? GIVER: smashing , and then ... go to the right just a wee shade about ... w-- ... one inch an in-- inch and a half ... stop ... an inch and a half ... and then sort of ... go northeast a wee bit . FOLLOWER: i overdid it a wee bit there , northeast a wee bit . GIVER: aye . FOLLOWER: so that's ? GIVER: but you'll need to sort of go up maybe one and a half inches in height . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: right , and then go ... straight to your ... right . FOLLOWER: my right ? GIVER: mmhmm . FOLLOWER: how far ? GIVER: er ... ... oh jesus so you're about ... an inch off the paper ... the side of it , and then go straight down , that did not sound right that line , go straight down . FOLLOWER: uh ... nothing ... mm . GIVER: go straight down so you're about ... an inch an inch and a half off the bottom ... right-hand corner , right ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: and then go left a wee bit ... just ... ... eh ... go left so you're about halfway across the paper , right ? FOLLOWER: mm . GIVER: and then go down about half an inch , right ? FOLLOWER: don't really know what an inch is but . GIVER: oh thank you , and then go left left ... so that you're a good bit just quite close to the right-hand left-hand side of the paper , right ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: and then go up a good wee bit ... two inches ... i thought you might have known what ... two inches looked like callum you know , come on . FOLLOWER: how far then ? GIVER: two inches , know what an inch is ? FOLLOWER: ah right , i've done that . GIVER: do two that's fine , stop , is there a finish line on yours ? FOLLOWER: right ... ... no . GIVER: well that's me done anyway . FOLLOWER: right , so am i supposed to ... ... just ? GIVER: put a wee cross there or that you know . FOLLOWER: is that it finished then ? GIVER: mmhmm .