GIVER:    erm , are you at the cross at the start ?
FOLLOWER:   okay ... yeah .
GIVER:   right so , go ... er ... about two inches to your ... ehm ... to your left ... at a sort of ... a-- ... angle .
FOLLOWER:   two inches to the my ?
GIVER:   about , your left a sort of angle ... about ... forty-five degrees , to ... er .
FOLLOWER:   erm , what's two inches ... sort ... about ?
GIVER:   well it's two inches , i don't know actually er , er well ten centimetres then maybe say .
FOLLOWER:   ten ... er ... to ... forty-five degrees slope , have you got ... allotments ... to my right is it ?
GIVER:   to the horizontal , no , it's different it's a different map ... ... ehm .
FOLLOWER:   yeah , erm ... t-- ... it can't be to my left anyway 'cause that's off the page from the start .
GIVER:   well , it's to my right so it must be to your left .
FOLLOWER:   no , it's ... the map's turned round so it must be to my right as well ... if it's to your right it's to my right .
GIVER:   oh right sorry , right , go to your right then ... ten centimetres to your right .
FOLLOWER:   erm ... right along ... or to an angle did you say ?
GIVER:   well i , imagine there's like a ... ... ehm ... ... a line ... like horizontal , right ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   and then let's say ... f-- ... ph thirty degrees up the way , so it's at an angle .
FOLLOWER:   up the way , up the way .
GIVER:   so it's like an angle like that .
FOLLOWER:   up the way , angled up ?
GIVER:   oh dear .
FOLLOWER:   t-- ... do you have ... a lake ?
GIVER:   uh-huh .
FOLLOWER:   just above the start point right ?
GIVER:   right .
FOLLOWER:   how does it go from there ?
GIVER:   down below that , down below that , to about halfway down ... the middle of the lake .
FOLLOWER:   halfway , what's that ... halfway what ?
GIVER:   the b-- see where the bottom of the the bottom line of the lake ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah er .
GIVER:   right .
FOLLOWER:   to the right-hand side underneath it ?
GIVER:   uh-huh about a .
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   right ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   about ... halfway ... under that .
FOLLOWER:   halfway ... well never mind ?
GIVER:   right , see the bottom line of the lake right ?
FOLLOWER:   oh you mean halfway from just where i would be if i went across ... oh no ?
GIVER:   right , see the bottom line of the lake right ?
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   halfway along that .
FOLLOWER:   halfway along ... okay .
GIVER:   right ?
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   and then , then , straight down .
FOLLOWER:   straight down .
GIVER:   about .
FOLLOWER:   right i've got some allotments here , so does it go ... to ... your right again ... does it go right ?
GIVER:   er ... maybe five centimetres , it sort of curves round .
FOLLOWER:   curves round okay ... right .
GIVER:   and then ... then .
FOLLOWER:   along ... to your right ?
GIVER:   it's like an "s" shape right but n-- not like a steep "s" shape like a sort of ... er ... sort of ... stretched out "s" shape .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   a wee bit ... ehm ... ... 'til you're about ... er halfway down the page when you get to the bottom curve that comes back out the way .
FOLLOWER:   erm ... do i go along right ?
GIVER:   and then you go to your left .
FOLLOWER:   go to my ... left ?
GIVER:   for about ... er five centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   is there an obstacle down at the bottom left-hand corner of your page ?
GIVER:   er but you shouldn't be down there , this is you're over on the right-hand side at the right-hand si-- ... half of your page .
FOLLOWER:   erm ... well , a we-- ... is it called the west lake ... the start ?
GIVER:   no , it's east lake at the start of mine .
FOLLOWER:   oh , i've got ... a start at the west lake , have we got the right maps , bollocks , oh .
GIVER:   right , well i don't have i don't know about , are you over at the right-hand side how about halfway down the page at the moment ?
FOLLOWER:   okay , eas-- hold on start up at the east lake , where's the start ?
GIVER:   what do you want me to start again ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah , 'cause i've got a start ... ... underneath the west lake ... so i'm at .
GIVER:   oh do you know what i've been doing oh god .
FOLLOWER:   what ?
GIVER:   i've i've started from the finish that's why ... i wasnae even looking at that i just saw the cross ... er right , oops ... ... right , so we should be at the bottom left-hand corner of the map here right ?
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   i've went through the the other way round that's really stupid right eh .
FOLLOWER:   okay right , you're at the west lake .
GIVER:   so the start's about , the start's about a third of the way up the page .
FOLLOWER:   yeah ... no ... it's all right .
GIVER:   right .
FOLLOWER:   i've got that marked on , and i've got west lake above it .
GIVER:   right , well i've not got that .
FOLLOWER:   just above to the right .
GIVER:   no wonder we're having problems there , right ... so ... ... er , just ... sort of ... go to your left .
FOLLOWER:   go to my left .
GIVER:   about a centimetre .
FOLLOWER:   oh w-- ... a centimetre right hold on ... ... ... ... ... right now a centimetre okay ... right .
GIVER:   and then go straight down .
FOLLOWER:   straight down , to where ... how long ?
GIVER:   to about two centimetres from the bottom of the page .
FOLLOWER:   two centimetres from the bottom of the page ... okay .
GIVER:   then ... go to your right about ... eh five centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   fffffff .
GIVER:   and then go .
FOLLOWER:   five ... centimetres right , er ch do you have any ... ... an ... allotments ?
GIVER:   uh-huh .
FOLLOWER:   allotments yeah , right , where is it ... with respect to that ?
GIVER:   so you , well , if you go straight up the way you'll be hitting the allotments so .
FOLLOWER:   yeah right yeah .
GIVER:   well s-- , just go straight up the way so you're a bit left of the allotments .
FOLLOWER:   just left ?
GIVER:   up about half a centimetre ef-- ... left .
FOLLOWER:   okay ... right .
GIVER:   and then ... like ... curve round the top of the allotments .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   and then ... go ... in an angle about ... say thirty degrees from the , say the allotments are the horizontal right ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   go in an angle about thirty degrees up from that , right ?
FOLLOWER:   from the left-hand side of the ... or the right-hand side of the allotments ... above the right-hand side ?
GIVER:   above the right-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   thirty degrees ?
GIVER:   roughly .
FOLLOWER:   thir-- .
GIVER:   and then say about ... ehm ... ... eh ... over to about ... two thirds of the way over the side of the page ... to the right .
FOLLOWER:   erm do you have a flight museum ... anywhere ?
GIVER:   no .
FOLLOWER:   no , erm ... ... what is it two thirds the way across the page ... an angle of thirty degrees ... okay , two thirds right ... ... should be about ... there ... yeah ... okay .
GIVER:   and then you go straight up say about ... er to about halfway up the page .
FOLLOWER:   halfway up , is there a disused monastery ?
GIVER:   mmhmm .
FOLLOWER:   there yeah .
GIVER:   so y-- right where you are at the moment's just like ... see where it says disused ... monastery right ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   you should just be about ... next to that where it says that .
FOLLOWER:   okay ... right , and do i go underneath it or above it ?
GIVER:   and then , over the top of it .
FOLLOWER:   over the top , okay , round to my ?
GIVER:   round and then ... and then ... li-- ... when you're round the side of that a l-- a straight line to about ... er ... ... maybe ... ten centimetres out from ... the side the left-hand side of the page .
FOLLOWER:   six centimetres ... right , do you have an alpine garden just above you ?
GIVER:   uh-huh .
FOLLOWER:   yes , how does it ... go ?
GIVER:   so you , well , it goes to the left of that .
FOLLOWER:   to the left okay .
GIVER:   so ... and then you're up to the top of the alpine garden .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   and then you go to your right about ... er five centimetres maybe .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   and then straight up , have you got a youth hostel ?
FOLLOWER:   no , whereabouts is the youth hostel ?
GIVER:   well , it's sort of ... directly above the alpine garden except a bit to the right so eh .
FOLLOWER:   slightly to the right ... okay , directly above it how much ?
GIVER:   well , where are you just now ?
FOLLOWER:   erm about one centimetre from the side of the alpine garden that's ... above it ... ... and along one .
GIVER:   right , go along a wee bit , until see the "d" of the alpine garden ... on the ... in between the "d" of the ... see where it says alpine garden ?
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   right , just look at that the d-- in between the "d" and "e" just put a straight line ... straight above that , right ?
FOLLOWER:   okay ... right .
GIVER:   about er maybe ffffphhhhh ... ... ten centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   right ... ten centimetres ... okay .
GIVER:   and then g-- ... go to your right about ... five centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   and , right ... five ... okay .
GIVER:   and then ... erm .
FOLLOWER:   do you have a parked van just above this ... no ?
GIVER:   aye just above that line .
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   but you shouldn't be ... ... that near it you should be .
FOLLOWER:   no ... i'm .
GIVER:   right so the point you're at go er ... southeast .
FOLLOWER:   southeast ... okay .
GIVER:   about ... er ... until you get to about halfway down the middle ... of the page , and then go straight ... for five centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   okay ... southeast , right ... okay , okay ... ... right .
GIVER:   or ... then .
FOLLOWER:   is there a telephone box there ?
GIVER:   uh-huh ... so , skirt round the bottom .
FOLLOWER:   yeah ... just under the telephone box ?
GIVER:   uh-huh .
FOLLOWER:   yeah .
GIVER:   and then go straight up .
FOLLOWER:   straight up to the east lake ?
GIVER:   just about the top of the .
FOLLOWER:   over the top of the ?
GIVER:   no no , just to the top of the telephone box , see where the top is ?
FOLLOWER:   the ... top of the telephone box .
GIVER:   to level with that .
FOLLOWER:   yeah ... okay .
GIVER:   and then er , directions ... on er ... maybe north ... ... northwest for about ... er .
FOLLOWER:   northwest .
GIVER:   until you're about a third of the way .
FOLLOWER:   is there a level crossing there ?
GIVER:   no ... ... no say that .
FOLLOWER:   no .
GIVER:   right ... erm , where you are you go ... ... northwest for ... ... about ... until there's about a quarter left on the page , if you see what i mean ?
FOLLOWER:   okay ... northwest , oh , i have a level crossing just at this point .
GIVER:   well , i don't know ... maybe go through that it's straight up after that .
FOLLOWER:   straight up after that .
GIVER:   until you get to the bottom of the east lake and then you go to the , have you got a finish ?
FOLLOWER:   okay right .
GIVER:   and then go to your left that sh-- should be you finished .
FOLLOWER:   go to my left ?
GIVER:   mmhmm , until you get ... like ... the bottom part of the east lake ... ... erm you should just be like ... ... about .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   three centimetres from that , four centimetres maybe i don't know .
FOLLOWER:   okay , right .
GIVER:   that should be it finished .
FOLLOWER:   okay ... ... a-- ... after that .