GIVER:    right , ehm , from the start ... g-- go down ... about ... ten centimetres ... down the left-hand side ... of the camera shop .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm , uh-huh .
GIVER:   and ... round ... the bottom of the parked van .
FOLLOWER:   right , where's the parked van , i haven't got one .
GIVER:   right , go down ... well ... down about ten centimetres ... then .
FOLLOWER:   below the camera shop ?
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   then ... right ... about ... five centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   then , do you have the allotments there ?
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   right , go up ... ... well ... 'til you're at the top of the left-hand side of the allotments .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   okay , then , diagonally to your up and right .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   about thirty degrees .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   for about fifteen centimetres 'til you're on ... the right-hand side of ... the disused monastery but about ten centimetres below it .
FOLLOWER:   nn right , past the west lake ?
GIVER:   i don't have that .
FOLLOWER:   right , have you got the flight museum ?
GIVER:   nope , okay have you got the disused monastery there ?
FOLLOWER:   right , uh-huh , so is it to the left of the disused monastery i've to ?
GIVER:   it's to the ... go ... diagonally right .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   'til you're ... about ... ten centimetres below the disused monastery and on its right-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   on its right ?
GIVER:   right-hand side yeah .
FOLLOWER:   right , uh-huh .
GIVER:   then go ... directly up 'til you're at the top of the disused monastery ... on the right-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   to the right of it ?
GIVER:   mmhmm , just 'til you're at the very top of it .
FOLLOWER:   okay , above it or to the right of it ?
GIVER:   just just on the right-hand side , and just go round the top of it .
FOLLOWER:   mm .
GIVER:   'til you're ... to the bottom left-hand side of it .
FOLLOWER:   okay , m-- ... right right round it ?
GIVER:   yeah .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   right , you're bottom left-hand side so just ... ehm , have you got the alpine garden ?
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   right just ehm , go ... right ... 'til you're at the ... do-- go directly le-- ehm directly left ... 'til you're ... on the left-hand side of the alpine garden and about four centimetres below it .
FOLLOWER:   four centimetres below it ?
GIVER:   below it yeah , just go ... direct to the left .
FOLLOWER:   on the left , right ... okay .
GIVER:   yes , and go up to the top ... left-hand side of the alpine garden .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   and go ... directly right ... about two centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   across the top of it ?
GIVER:   across the top of it yeah .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   have you got a youth hostel ?
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   no , right ehm , go directly up ... about four centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   eh have you got the parked van or the picket fence ?
GIVER:   yeah , you're talk-- it's going to be about ... four centimetres ... on the left-hand side of about four centimetres below the parked van ... on its left-hand side .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   go up to about there , then go ... right ... two centimetres .
FOLLOWER:   right ?
GIVER:   mmhmm .
FOLLOWER:   underneath it ?
GIVER:   yeah , you're still going to be quite a bit below the parked van .
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   then have you got a telephone box ?
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   no , ehm ... ... right , down ... and right ... diagonally .
FOLLOWER:   have you got the level crossing , oh i have got the telephone box .
GIVER:   phone box , oh d-- ehm go from where you are ... to ... directly 'til you're below the "t" of the telephone box .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm , right , have you not got the level crossing ?
GIVER:   nope , i've not got that .
FOLLOWER:   well anyway so , i go from ?
GIVER:   go from .
FOLLOWER:   below the parked van ... straight down to the ... "t" of the ?
GIVER:   below the "t" of the telephone box .
FOLLOWER:   right , okay .
GIVER:   okay ... then , along below the words telephone box .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   then up ... about ... three centimetres 'til you're at the top of the telephone box .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   have you got a thatched mud hut ?
FOLLOWER:   nope .
GIVER:   right ehm , diagonally up and left .
FOLLOWER:   mmhmm .
GIVER:   about ... four centimetres ... 'til you're ... ... directly below the middle of the east lake ... you're like ... if you see what i mean .
FOLLOWER:   right , a-- ... above the le-- i've got a level crossing there so .
GIVER:   yeah , i've not we've not i've not got one here .
FOLLOWER:   right so , i'm ... am i quite close to the ?
GIVER:   up at up and up and left .
FOLLOWER:   bottom of the east lake ?
GIVER:   no , you're still going to be about ... six centimetres down from it ... but you're going to be directly below the middle of it .
FOLLOWER:   so i'm probably below the level crossing as well .
GIVER:   mm .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   then ... directly up , s-- .
FOLLOWER:   towards the east lake ?
GIVER:   straight up to the east lake ... 'til you're just eh at the middle ... of the east lake just at the bottom of it .
FOLLOWER:   uh-huh .
GIVER:   to a part of it , then ... left ... ... about ... five centimetres to the finish .
FOLLOWER:   is that ... wh-- where's that in relation to the parked van ... have you go-- ?
GIVER:   parked van it's ... right ... about five centimetres and down two .
FOLLOWER:   right .
GIVER:   okay ?
FOLLOWER:   okay .
GIVER:   that's it , s-- ... probably it's probably nothing like it but heh and um .
FOLLOWER:   i don't think i banged in , no , i think it was sounded all right .