GIVER: right ... ehm , have you got the camera shop there ? FOLLOWER: yeah . GIVER: right , have you got the parked van ? FOLLOWER: no . GIVER: no ? FOLLOWER: yeah sorry i have i have yeah . GIVER: below it , right ... ehm , from the start ... ... go down ... down the left-hand side of the camera shop ... and down ... the left-hand side of the parked van 'til you're below the "p" in the parked van . FOLLOWER: oh no i don't have the parked i've got a different parked van . GIVER: does it say parked van ? FOLLOWER: not down here no . GIVER: oh ... christ ... right , just get y-- down the side of the camera shop , right ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: down about ... ten centimetres . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: then , right ... about , have you got the allotments there ? FOLLOWER: yeah . GIVER: right , go right ... 'til you're ... directly below ... the left-hand side of the allotments . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: okay ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: right , then go ... straight up ... 'til you're at the top ... left-hand side of the allotments . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay ... ehm ... ... now , go ... diagonally ... up ... and right . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: but ... not forty-five about ... twenty degrees right . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: ehm ... have you got a disused monastery ? FOLLOWER: no , yeah ... yeah . GIVER: yeah , well , go diagonal diagonally right ... until ... you're ... directly below ... the left-hand side ... the right-hand side of the disused monastery ... but ab-- you'll still be about ten centimetres below it , okay ? FOLLOWER: right got you . GIVER: right , now go , directly up ... and ... round the top of the disused monastery ... quite close to it ... 'til you're ... you come round in a ... the left-hand side of it . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: okay ? FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: have you got the alpine garden ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: right ... ehm , go left ... ... 'til you're directly below the left-hand side of the alpine garden . FOLLOWER: got you . GIVER: yeah , then up 'til you're ... at the top of the left-hand side of the alpine garden . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: right , have you got a youth hostel ? FOLLOWER: no . GIVER: no , right ehm , go right ... about three centimetres . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: up about five centimetres . FOLLOWER: directly up ? GIVER: straight up . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay , right again ... by about three centimetres . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: okay , got the telephone box ? FOLLOWER: yeah . GIVER: okay , from where you are ... go diagonally down 'til you're ... directly below ... the "t" in telephone box . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay ? FOLLOWER: got you . GIVER: then along the bottom of the word . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: okay , have you got the thatched mud hut ? FOLLOWER: no . GIVER: got the east lake though ... yeah ? FOLLOWER: yeah . GIVER: right ehm , go up about four centimetres 'til you've just cleared the top of the telephone box . FOLLOWER: mmhmm . GIVER: okay , then ... up and left diagonally ... about four centimetres . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay , then , straight up ... ... 'til ... you're ... ... bel-- ... you're bel-- 'til you're below the "k" in lake ... but ... ehm ... about a centimetre from the edge of the lake . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: okay ? FOLLOWER: uh-huh . GIVER: then , left ... about ... s-- five centimetres ... and about up one , okay ? FOLLOWER: mmhmm yeah . GIVER: that's the finish ... i think . FOLLOWER: right . GIVER: yup .